You are the best.
Definitely better than the rest.
I really do think you are great.
But would it kill you to give me more treats?!?!
I like it when you take me for a walk.
You are really great at listening to mom when she needs to talk.
Thank you for feeding me and buying me toys.
If you buy me even more, I’ll promise to be a good boy.
You are the best dad . . .
. . . I could ever have.
p.s. poems are hard.